I was having a discussion with a friend of mine who's son is at a crossroads in his life, trying to figure out what to do with his career. My friend just upgraded and purchased a nice, comfortable and efficient new car. A friend of his son that just got hired showed up in his brand new BMW, leading the obvious questioning of both father and son; What am I doing wrong?!?!?
The obvious answer - not attempting to marry into the Katz family!