Surprise, surprise surprise! State Senator Wayne Bryant is caught up in more controversy about his job at Rutgers. According to Bob Ingle at the Asbury Park Press, Bryant has only given 2 of a proposed 20 lectures he was set to teach. His record of showing up in the legislature is probably even less spectacular than that. And let's not forget his position at the most upstanding institution in the country, UMDNJ.
It's just amazing that all of these jobs, for which he does little to nothing, will all contribute to his pension when he retires.
...sorry, I had to go vomit.
Here's the sketch: