So you thought it couldn't get any worse for everyone's favorite quarterback Michael Vick? Well, according to Fox News, in addition to the federal indictment he faces over an alleged dog fighting ring, Vick's been sacked with a "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit by a South Carolina inmate that claims the quarterback stole his pit bulls, and instead of fighting with them, Vick sold them on eBay to (and I'm not making this up) buy "missiles from Iran."
Ridiculous? Here's the link:
South Carolina Inmate Hits Michael Vick With '$63,000,000,000 Billion Dollar' Lawsuit Alleging Al Qaeda Ties
Hat tip to Jesse Chadderdon